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"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 03/08/2014 at 14:25 • Filed to: game

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Winner gets a shooped car, you have 35 minutes. Go!

scoob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 14:26

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Too much downforce doesn't only break the suspension, it breaks your car.

Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 14:28

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I just want to extend the strap-on in front of my F2014..

OkCars- 22k Crossroads > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 14:28

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Where'd the pedals go?

tromoly > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 14:29

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Man, all those guys who say F1 cockpits are cramped are full of it, this is soo roomy!

Gimmi-Sagan-Om-Draken > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 14:30

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I paid way too much for this car trying to be Schumi

jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 14:30

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fuck.

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 14:31

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Dude, where's the rest of my car?

A3R0 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 14:32

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"Aberto, it appears thy may hath lost the front of ze car"

Singhjr96 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 14:32

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Shit! Dude, I knew I should've let a professional weld it.

DirtyBird > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 14:33

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Uhm..little help here guys..

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 14:33

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This is my last season driving for the Flintstones... I'm so moving to the Jetsons next year.

AthomSfere > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 14:34

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Just need to get this thing lowered and a bigger engine dropped in. Then I am set for Formula 1!

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 14:36

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If this doesn't make them admit racing is a sport, nothing will!

McMike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 14:36

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wow/i-really-done-turn-6-wrong

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 14:37

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Fuck my luck, Tony Stark never went through this kind of shit when suiting up.

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 14:38

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"The doctor said my lump wasn't cancerous, but I'm not so sure anymore. It's getting a lot harder to walk or even stand up."

GhostZ > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 14:38

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"NO FIRE THIS TIME! YES!"

CounterTorqueSteer > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 14:43

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leavemealoneiknowwhatimdoing

superspod > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 14:48

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"Curse you wallmart!!!!"

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 14:49

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Great. Now everybody gets to see my white socks. I knew I shoulda wore black ones today.

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 14:50

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Biological Transformers: An Experiment Gone Horribly Wrong

Takuro Spirit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 14:51

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You'd think as a sponsor FedEx would have delivered the front of the car by now.

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Leadbull 03/08/2014 at 14:51

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Actually, cancerous lumps usually grow inwards, invading nearby tissues, while benign lumps grow outwards, gaining volume because they don't breach the basal tissue layer and I'll just shut up now. :p

KnowsAboutCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 14:52

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"Oh look, my shoelace is open."

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull 03/08/2014 at 14:54

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BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 14:56

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Well, at least I'm not on the Human Centipede.

Leadbull > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 03/08/2014 at 15:00

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Shhhh.

Just let me think I'm funny.

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Leadbull 03/08/2014 at 15:01

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Sorry... u.u

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > OkCars- 22k Crossroads 03/08/2014 at 15:04

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You won! Name a car.

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 15:04

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WHAT IS THIS

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull 03/08/2014 at 15:08

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Turbo Teen!

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 15:30

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But first, lemme take a #selfie

Pitchblende > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 15:57

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Kinja'ed!

I feel that might have been cheating.

Destructive Tester > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 16:03

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What did you eat?!

OkCars- 22k Crossroads > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 16:42

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Uhh,, Corvette C7!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > OkCars- 22k Crossroads 03/08/2014 at 16:44

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Will do after I finish the Maxi 5 Turbo.

OkCars- 22k Crossroads > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 17:00

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awesome. Dont rush on your current one

nafsucof > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 18:55

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Alright, I'm in...slide it back.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > OkCars- 22k Crossroads 03/08/2014 at 20:52

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OkCars- 22k Crossroads > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/09/2014 at 01:43

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Awesome! I need to work on my photoshop to get to make my own.

drmrs > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/29/2014 at 17:08

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This car works great against stray animals on the road. drmrs 3/30/2014

drmrs > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/29/2014 at 17:17

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This car works well against stray animals on the road. drmrs 3/30/2014